The Cereal Incident

On July 6th I arrived home from work only to discover the mess that we now know as the cereal incident. On my husband's "watch" the boys had opened three boxes of cereal and then proceeded to dump them all over the kitchen floor. From information gathered at the scene, it was determined that Torii did most of the dumping. However, big brother Rion did not stop him and laughed and encouraged the act. From there the two continued on to the bathroom where Froot Loops were dumped into the toilet. After witnesses were questioned and the crime scene cleaned, it was concluded that all male members of the household be charged for their involvement. The boys served time for their direct involvement. The husband was charged as an accessory for his failure to peel himself off the couch when it was obvious the kids were up to something.